Because our time is valuable and in short supply, you know you need to buy our awesome stuff to help Hammer of Truth get better and better. If you ever wanted to encourage us, this is how: cold hard cash for awesome swag.

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GUARANTEE: We hope you enjoy your shopping experience, but we know stuff happens (wrong orders, lost packages, alien invasion, whatever). In the event you aren’t 100% happy with your purchase within 30 days we offer an unconditional, no questions asked, return guarantee.