Royal Snub

So yeah, we at Hammer of Truth didn’t get our invitation to the balding prince and his trophy girlfriend getting nuptial-ed, so we’re not going to watch at all. We’re petty, we know.

Image ganked from reddit (I mean imgur-hur-hur), where you can get drunk while watching the wedding on your teevee, but that honestly sounds like a terrible waste of good alcohol.

UPDATE: Instead of pomp and circumstance, I will spend time fixing up our little shack of a website. Don’t thank the royals, thank the stupid media for ignoring actual news so they can interview a long procession of people with bad teeth and funny accents saying how wonderful it is that these rich people nobody elected have exquisite taste and let’s care. Heurpity derpt.

Stephen VanDyke

I've published HoT along with about 300+ friends since 2002. We're all Americans who are snarky and love our country. I'm a libertarian that registered Republican because I like to win elections. That's pretty much it.

  1. What’s your Royal Wedding guest name?

    [Lord/Lady Grandparent’s name] [First pet-School name] of [Childhood street name]

  2. Lord Gard Critter Wellington…. From what I understand it is going to be a pretty stuffy affair, there isn’t supposed to even be beer there. and the guests have to sit through Jay Z and Beyonce? really they are having a bunch of stuffy 60-80 year olds listening to that crap?

  3. I wonder if the servant that holds his jerk off tissue gets to attend the wedding. I saw that servant on an episode of the Tudors.

  4. The’yre all a bunch of limey bastards anyways. I don’t begrudge them their lifestyle and all that, but I just can’t seem to care too much either. You didn’t want to go anyways, they opted to have a dry wedding. What fun is that? The best part of a wedding is getting dressed up, drinking heavily, and making an arse of yourself when you attempt to do the robot on the dance floor.