Royal Snub

So yeah, we at Hammer of Truth didn’t get our invitation to the balding prince and his trophy girlfriend getting nuptial-ed, so we’re not going to watch at all. We’re petty, we know.

Image ganked from reddit (I mean imgur-hur-hur), where you can get drunk while watching the wedding on your teevee, but that honestly sounds like a terrible waste of good alcohol.

UPDATE: Instead of pomp and circumstance, I will spend time fixing up our little shack of a website. Don’t thank the royals, thank the stupid media for ignoring actual news so they can interview a long procession of people with bad teeth and funny accents saying how wonderful it is that these rich people nobody elected have exquisite taste and let’s care. Heurpity derpt.

5 Comments
  1. What’s your Royal Wedding guest name?

    [Lord/Lady Grandparent’s name] [First pet-School name] of [Childhood street name]

  2. Lord Gard Critter Wellington…. From what I understand it is going to be a pretty stuffy affair, there isn’t supposed to even be beer there. and the guests have to sit through Jay Z and Beyonce? really they are having a bunch of stuffy 60-80 year olds listening to that crap?

  3. I wonder if the servant that holds his jerk off tissue gets to attend the wedding. I saw that servant on an episode of the Tudors.

  4. The’yre all a bunch of limey bastards anyways. I don’t begrudge them their lifestyle and all that, but I just can’t seem to care too much either. You didn’t want to go anyways, they opted to have a dry wedding. What fun is that? The best part of a wedding is getting dressed up, drinking heavily, and making an arse of yourself when you attempt to do the robot on the dance floor.

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