So yeah, we at Hammer of Truth didn’t get our invitation to the balding prince and his trophy girlfriend getting nuptial-ed, so we’re not going to watch at all. We’re petty, we know.
Image ganked from reddit (I mean imgur-hur-hur), where you can get drunk while watching the wedding on your teevee, but that honestly sounds like a terrible waste of good alcohol.
UPDATE: Instead of pomp and circumstance, I will spend time fixing up our little shack of a website. Don’t thank the royals, thank the stupid media for ignoring actual news so they can interview a long procession of people with bad teeth and funny accents saying how wonderful it is that these rich people nobody elected have exquisite taste and let’s care. Heurpity derpt.