CIA operative gets away with double murder in Pakistan after US pays $2.34 million “blood money” to families (presumably so when they don’t get justice their jihad will be well funded or something, LOLIDUNNO).
CIA operative comes home to suburbia Highlands Ranch, Colorado and goes berserk at Einstein Bagel Bros. over a parking spot on a Saturday morning, arrested for assault.
CIA operative gets sent back to Pakistan to serve jail sentence and taxpayers get a refund.
Bad enough over a parking space, but…c’mon, to get a BAGEL? It couldn’t have been a place famous for giant burritos or something?