I typically don’t give Nancy Grace the media attention she so famously wants, but I will weigh in since I live in a house where Dancing With The Stars (or as we not so generously refer to it: Dancing With The Tards) is religiously watched. Because of this, I of course get the dirt on any massive faux pas from the show before the regular media wake up to fresh scandal.
If you were watching tonight, you may remember the rehearsal scenes where Grace pouted by the window, or pouted in the arms of her dance partner Tristan MacManus, or pouted when you know… things started to look more like actual work and less like sitting around on a TV set bitching about some crazy mom murdering their daughter.
But what you may not remember — if you were so cornered like me into watching this travesty of Nancy Grace “dancing” (it resembled something more like a lot of bouncing around, wildly kicking her feet up, yet lacking of any semblance of rhythm) — was the rather unceremonious cutaway to the audience before the end, presumably to give some reaction shots. Funny enough though, to portions of the audience that were not applauding. Woops, ABC cares.
That swift cutaway was because of an eye-scarring wardrobe malfunction that partially exposed Grace’s nipple.
UPDATE WED SEP 28: It’s come to my attention that Nancy Grace is actually denying this took place, in no less than an Eric Cartmanesque feat of mental gymnastics.
She’s somehow contending that what everyone saw was a pastie or “jiggling”. Well color me blind, but unless it was a pastie designed to look exactly like a nipple, then Nancy Grace is a big fat brown-nippled liar.
UPDATE THU SEP 29: The lady doth protest too much. Grace has tweeted a picture of Breast Petals, we checked out the alleged product and compared it to the high-definition video Hammer of Truth obtained of DTWS (oh lord, help mine eyes). Our analysis stands, this was real nip… and we’re also now keen on her new-found attempt at milking NippleGate for all the attention it will garner her. She’s even slyly claiming that those obvious hair extensions are also hers (in the most clever legal sense, of course).
Tom Bergeron probably takes the cake for best response, telling Wetpaint Entertainment, “It would be ungentlemanly of me to say anything different than what Nancy believes happened. How’s that for an answer, huh? It kind of gives you the answer with a little bit of a dodge, but not really.”
Classy truth, “what Nancy believes.” Go ahead and just let that sink in. [h/T TWoP forums]
Our advice to Grace: stop with all the lying, we are now done dry-heaving for the third day in a row and we’d like you to stop conniving us into verifying that: “yes indeed, it’s a nipple.” Thanks so much. /UPDATES
NSFW pic, after the jump. You can’t unsee this, you’ve been warned:
Here’s some eye bleach to help get you through this.
Dancing With The Stars Season 13 Episode 2 Live Recap 9/26/11 [earsucker]
Nancy Grace Suffers Major Wardrobe Malfunction on DWTS [Gawker]
Gently rinse out your eyes with the refreshing images [Eye Bleach]