Joke of the day

An updated knee-slapper for a not-so-updated president:

A lobbyist on his way home from work in Washington, DC, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, “Wow, this seems worse than usual.”

He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, “Officer, what’s the hold-up?”

The officer replied, “The president is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about pulling troops out of the Middle East, why we’re in Libya, and that people say he’s simply Bush’s third term when it comes to the majority of domestic policies. So we’re taking up a collection for him.”

The lobbyist enquired, “Oh, how much have you got so far?”

The officer replied, “About four gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning.”

Stephen VanDyke

I've published HoT along with about 300+ friends since 2002. We're all Americans who are snarky and love our country. I'm a libertarian that registered Republican because I like to win elections. That's pretty much it.

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