Incorporated Democrats fire soft, fluffy t-shirts at Mitt Romney

Suspend your disbelief at how easily the DNC can ignore all those corporation loopholes that have helped Democrats along the way over the years. Instead, check out a hilariously easy t-shirt democrats.org has made of Mitt Romney’s amour for corporate personhood.

The message is loud and clear: “Cram this up your corporate butthole, Mitt!”

It looks like a bad cross-breed between Rick Santorum and Stephen Colbert without glasses. I think someone might have taken a dare of drawing a thumbs up Romney in seven minutes a little too seriously.

Apt pupils of hilarious hypocrisies will notice that the Democrats.org website is itself a corporate entity. According to OpenSecrets it’s run by none other than DNC Services Corporation with “revenues” of $224 million in 2010.

Somehow they manage to actually balance their own budgets because they only spent $223 million in the same period. Mitt Romney will certainly like them, good friends they would make. They can break the ice by talking about how to make political t-shirt designs more efficient.

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