Suspend your disbelief at how easily the DNC can ignore all those corporation loopholes that have helped Democrats along the way over the years. Instead, check out a hilariously easy t-shirt democrats.org has made of Mitt Romney’s amour for corporate personhood.
The message is loud and clear: “Cram this up your corporate butthole, Mitt!”
It looks like a bad cross-breed between Rick Santorum and Stephen Colbert without glasses. I think someone might have taken a dare of drawing a thumbs up Romney in seven minutes a little too seriously.
Apt pupils of hilarious hypocrisies will notice that the Democrats.org website is itself a corporate entity. According to OpenSecrets it’s run by none other than DNC Services Corporation with “revenues” of $224 million in 2010.
Somehow they manage to actually balance their own budgets because they only spent $223 million in the same period. Mitt Romney will certainly like them, good friends they would make. They can break the ice by talking about how to make political t-shirt designs more efficient.