TSA Christmas Carol sing along

Next Media Animation has their finger on the pulse of the internet, for sure, with their latest installment of sharp commentary on the TSA’s intrusive “aggressive pat-downs” and porno scanners. Their Christmas-themed musical mockery of airport security theater has rightfully put them in good graces with the liberty movement. Watch the video, and sing along:

Dash this line is slow,
It’s taking all friggin’ day.
Now he’s refused a scan,
Prolonging the delay.
Now I’m not very shy
But I really got a shock,
when the TSA guy rubbed my thigh
and brushed against my ****.

TSA, TSA,
groping all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly,
But first we’ll get our way.
Oh, TSA, TSA
groping all the way
we’re happy to touch you anywhere
whether you’re straight or gay.

A day or two ago
I thought I’d hit the skies.
But I quickly changed my mind
when I heard about those guys.
It’s really gone too far.
It made me want to shout
when they reached inside her bra
and pulled that implant out.

TSA, TSA,
groping all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly,
But first we’ll get our way.
Oh, TSA, TSA
groping all the way
we’re happy to touch you anywhere
whether you’re straight or gay.

Now I am not a prude,
but I really had to frown
when he asked me in that room
for a one-on-one pat down.
We don’t feel really safe.
We don’t mean to be crass
But nothing will stop Osama
with a bomb stuck up his ass.

TSA, TSA,
groping all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly,
But first we’ll get our way.
Oh, TSA, TSA
groping all the way
we’re happy to touch you anywhere
whether you’re straight or gay.

Stephen VanDyke

I've published HoT along with about 300+ friends since 2002. We're all Americans who are snarky and love our country. I'm a libertarian that registered Republican because I like to win elections. That's pretty much it.

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