National Act Suspicious at Wal-Mart Day

I found these videos, so I’ll do the judging. If you and your buddies out there decide you are inspired to go act suspicious in a Wal-Mart and film it, please post them in the comments for our enjoyment. Now on to the two ballsy contenders so far for “most suspicious person in a Wal-Mart” and took up the challenge of National Act Suspicious at Wal-Mart Day on this past December 24th.

This guy is somewhat suspicious, but really bordering on nuisance:

But this guy has him beat, hands down, production values are where it’s at folks:

But really, send in videos we don’t know about. And if by some awesome chance meeting, you can film yourself acting in a suspicious way that could top these guys, I don’t see any reason to let December 24th be the only day we’re allowed to make fools of this “report suspicious behavior” nonsense being trumped up by the authorities. Do it, for the lulz.

Stephen VanDyke

I've published HoT along with about 300+ friends since 2002. We're all Americans who are snarky and love our country. I'm a libertarian that registered Republican because I like to win elections. That's pretty much it.

  1. Fill a few shopping carts with everything needed to make a starter meth lab… look that shit up, it’s on the internet and you can buy most of it from Wal-Mart, haha.

  2. I was thinking of buying rope, shovel, duct tape, and lime. To add to the effect, put on the thick pedophile glasses, grow the beard out, and wear a tan trenchcoat. Another idea, if the cashier is cute, is to buy condoms, whipped cream, and a giant cucumber, while making creepy eye contact and mouth breathing sounds.