Would-Be Rapist Takes It in the Balls

It looks like she has more balls than the man who allegedly tried to rape her:

A 14-year-old girl told Toledo police she was abducted Tuesday by a man with a gun but got away with help from a hammer.

Police said the quick-thinking teen found it in the man’s car and used it to hit him in the groin.

According to police, the man forced the girl into his car while she was walking to her school bus stop and said he wanted sex. So, she told him she had dropped her ring in the car and went searching for it. That’s when she felt the hammer under her seat.

I’m just waiting on the social do-gooders to start requiring licensing and waiting periods for hammer purchases. After all, there isn’t even a constitutional protection for the right to keep and bear hammers.

19 Comments
  1. There are some parallels between that story and this site. Let’s use the Tha Hammer of Truth to hit Tyranny right in the balls.

  2. “Little girls ought to be able to carry guns to school in the first place.”

    As long as the school (private of course, we’d be in libertopia if they could legally bear arms) allowed that :)

    I hope she busted his nuts up good.

  3. Stephen, you might have to set up your site’s subtitle to read like a rotating banner ad:

    “Common sense, shoved up your…”

    “Pounding tyranny in the balls”

    I’m sure your readers can come up with many more creative gems.

  4. It is on a rare day that bad things happen to bad people. On such occasions we can all find cause to rejoice. ..that is until this pile of excrement finds a way to sue this girl’s family for the testicular damage she caused him.

  5. Stephen,

    Great post! Gives a new meaning to Blue Laws. Couldn’t buy a hammer on Sunday if’n the Good Lord was being obeyed, now could she…then would this guy have any reason to be complainin’ ’bout his blue…

  6. A hammer. Huh. The creep was lucky it wasn’t something like a round file or an icepick.

    I would have like to hear that when the idjit bent forward she could have finished him off with a whack to the temple, but at least she got away – with first blood! Oo-rah!