Why the Rest of the World Hates Us (when they’re not laughing their a**es off, anyway)

Hey, if you’re gonna invade a country, make sure you pick the right color first. I’d love to play a $100 game of Risk with these morons.

Jeff asks a vital question:

My question to those people who so desire such warfare:

Should it matter that you know so little about a country that you cannot even find it on a map, and yet you wish to destroy its inhabitants? Can you find Iran on a map? How about Syria? North Korea?

What has happened to us? People are dying. Our brothers, our sisters, our fathers and mothers, our children–they are dying to procure money and power for people who care nothing for them or for us. Not to mention the number of dead Iraqi civilians–on the order of 200,000 plus. And we stand by and shout at the “enemy” all manners of ignorant and bigoted hatreds.

What have we become?

Obviously there’s more In Jeff’s Head than in the head of the average American.

10 Comments
  1. The first time I saw that I didn’t realize they had mislabled the countries. Still, what kind of dumbass doesn’t know where australia is?

    This is funny of course, but it’s not like it was a representative sample (I hope).

  2. how come the country they say they want to invade next is always in the bottom right corner

  3. Because Australia is large and isolated all by itself? I’ve thought about doing this myself. Use improper labels that are blatantly false or no labels at all.

  4. This video is hilarious. My children would have pointed out the map’s errors before they laughed this off as a joke. Australia is much better off when our elections are rigged.

  5. Another shining example of the gubberment youth propaganda camps, er, public education. Now where the hell is my gubberment cheese? I want to eat it with my freedom fries!

  6. This was posted here, but everyone flipped when they realized it was a joke. *shrug*

    Oh gawd, now I sound like Hampton. Somebody shoot me.

  7. Quick, somebody update this post with a Satire Alert before Sarwark get’s his panties in a wad!

  8. Mike,

    Considering that economic conservatives voted for Bush and the anti-war crowd voted for Kerry, I’m not so sure it’s satire.

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