Tony Snow to Transfer Departments

In what would be more properly described as a inter-departmental transfer than taking a new job, Fox News host Tony Snow is to become the new White House spinmeister press secretary. Here’s the MSM take on the issue:

It appears, according to CNN’s Suzanne Malveaux, that Fox News host Tony Snow is about to accept an offer to be the next White House press secretary. Time magazine reported this week that bringing in Snow is part of a five-point plan to rehabilitate the administration and that new White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten “believes the White House can work more astutely with journalists to make its case to the public.”

I’ve got some ideas for this five-point plan to rehabilitate the administration:

1) For Bush and Cheney to resign
2) To send our soldiers home from Iraq
3) To immediately stop spending the money which rightfully belongs to future generations
4) To pardon every person in Federal prisons for victimless crimes
5) A total reinstatement of the Bill of Rights

There are plenty more issues I could add to the list, but these five would be a helluva good start.

Stephen Gordon

I like tasteful cigars, private property, American whiskey, fast cars, hot women, pre-bailout Jeeps, fine dining, worthwhile literature, low taxes, original music, personal privacy and self-defense rights -- but not necessarily in this order.

  1. Butler Schaeffer over at LRC calls Fox News “Faux News”!~ I snorted my coffee over that one and then you go and call it an inter-departmental transfer…you, sir, are a wag indeed:-)