Every year, there’s the obligatory drinking games for the president’s State of the Union address to Congress. This year we anticipate nothing less than a continuation of that trend, albeit with more shots for each mention of New Orleans and a mandatory 3-minute keg stand if Michael Brown’s role in FEMA is mentioned at all.
But why stop at drinking when you could score some loot from online gambling? Well, thanks to gambling sites like Bodog, now you can place wagers on how many times George Bush will say “Patriot Act”, “Evil”, and even “Space Terrorism” (via Wonkette).
Just be sure to place your wagers before slamming too many hurricane cocktails. Our money is on Katrina relief and disaster recovery rhetoric taking center stage this year.