These Guys Are Probably Terrorists Too, Minnesota

The latest in Minnesota’s string of bizarre serial arrestings involves the father of a Minnesota Congressman being picked up after shagging a 38-year-old woman outside of a pizza shop. From Reuters:

The Minnesota Republican lawmaker issued a statement saying he does not condone his father’s actions or behaviour. “I am deeply disturbed by what I have learnt. He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will encourage him to seek the necessary help,” the statement said.

Oh, I wish I could have seen the dude’s face. C’mon now, this old guy just rocked his shit with a girl half his age. That doesn’t require “help,” that requires a celebration. I don’t think anyone’s gonna not vote for this PC twitwad because his dad got off in public. This isn’t an “issue,” it’s funny.

Politicians need to just get out and breathe in the real world once in a while, I swear.

Stuart Richards

Stuart Richards is a 26-year-old land surveyor based out of Portland, OR. He is a left-leaning geolibertarian and (theologically) liberal Christian, and has been blogging on and other libertarian sites since 2004.

  1. Guess the pizza wasn’t the only thing steaming up the windows. Not to mention who Viagra’s new spokesman is.

    While I’ll grant that an 81-year-old having sex period, let alone sex in public, is unusual, I don’t see the big deal. I personally find it distasteful, but it doesn’t take any money out of my wallet or cause me physical pain. Who was really hurt by this? Do the Minnesota police have nothing better to do with their time than arrest those who deviate from social norms?

    One thing I’m wondering–are they really going to force this guy into counseling for banging someone young enough to be his granddaughter? Just when I thought the mental health system couldn’t get any more fascist…

  2. Clearly it would not have been State sanctioned sex either. If it was in a car it couldn’t have been the Missionary style, thus it is illegal, also the couple were not married, thus also illegal by Evango Rapture Vomit standards. Just think, if he had been 30 years younger, he would have been a pedophile, mebbe the State can retroactively nail him (sic) on that, as well. I think he needs a good, fundy rehab course…