Sesame Street Goes Libertarian

I’ve always wondered if there was a libertarian streak over on Sesame Street. Big Bird, Bert and Ernie have always seemed a little gay to me and the Cookie Monster is obviously opposed to the War on Junk Food. Kermit maintains a politically incorrect cross-species relationship with Miss Piggy — without the benefit of a government license, I’ll add.
However, Snuffleupagus always sounded too close to Stephanopoulos so I dropped my little fantasy — until today. I learned the radical revolutionary spirit of our forefathers is alive and well on Sesame Street. Move over “V For Vendetta,” now there’s “C For Cookie”.