Ninjas: The Ultimate Ballot Access Law

I told you that ninjas were a sneaky bunch, didn’t I?

They’re also crafty, and inscrutable. I can’t scrute them worth a damn, or else I would’ve seen this coming.

For even after we defended the way of the ninja against the BATF, they’re still willing to flip out and kill Libertarians. Observe:

A shame, really. *shakes head*

At least the pirates haven’t abandoned us… yarrrr mateys?

Stuart Richards

Stuart Richards is a 26-year-old land surveyor based out of Portland, OR. He is a left-leaning geolibertarian and (theologically) liberal Christian, and has been blogging on and other libertarian sites since 2004.

  1. This is where you’re wrong, DaveT. That box with an antenna was actually just a rudimentary remote control device for a homing beacon inside the second bouquet of roses. It called in his ninja buddy hiding behind the politician.

    In response to the signal, the second ninja jumped up and delivered a roundhouse kick to the politician’s face so fast that his head exploded.

    If you slow it down you can catch a glimpse of him. Remember that ninjas move at a speed best captured at roughly 85,000 frames per second.