I told you that ninjas were a sneaky bunch, didn’t I?
They’re also crafty, and inscrutable. I can’t scrute them worth a damn, or else I would’ve seen this coming.
For even after we defended the way of the ninja against the BATF, they’re still willing to flip out and kill Libertarians. Observe:
A shame, really. *shakes head*
At least the pirates haven’t abandoned us… yarrrr mateys?
I think the Libertarian is the one blowing up the ninja-supported politician, haha.
Huh? Is the Libertarian the guy making the ridiculous speech?
Speaking of Pirates, HoT didn’t link to The Free State Project during Talk like a Pirate Day…. (sob)
See http://freestateproject.org/talklikeapirate
for a few screenshots and just why we did it.
If there was a Talk like a Ninja day, who knows?
I don’t get it.
I was expecting it to do something cool, instead it just blew up.
Yeah, that ninja sucked. What kind of ninja uses explosives?
This is where you’re wrong, DaveT. That box with an antenna was actually just a rudimentary remote control device for a homing beacon inside the second bouquet of roses. It called in his ninja buddy hiding behind the politician.
In response to the signal, the second ninja jumped up and delivered a roundhouse kick to the politician’s face so fast that his head exploded.
If you slow it down you can catch a glimpse of him. Remember that ninjas move at a speed best captured at roughly 85,000 frames per second.