New Technology: Smellevision

Speaking of holding your nose, the AP reports that a new service from NTT Communications Corp will allow movie goers to experience films with their sense of smell, in addition to their usual faculties.

This olfactory technology was made available for home use last year, for limited applications.

Imagine if one were able to “enjoy” the State-of-the-Union State address. The predominant scent for such a broadcast is obvious. Beyond that, I can only guess at a burnt parchment stench to further the notion that everything our esteemed Emperor suggests “to protect us” will further torch the Constitution.

  1. Stephen! What’s wrong with breath-mints and the smell of rubber in the morning?

    Oh– wait… what kinda porn are *you* watching?