This is too funny not to post. I just got polled on the TX Gubernatorial race.
Poller: Miss Michelle, If you had to vote today, would you vote for Republican Rick Perry, Democrat Chris Bell, Independent Kinky Friedman, or Independent Carole Strayhorn?
Me: (laughing) OMG, am I finally being polled? I am voting Libertarian, James Werner.
Poller: That is not an option. You can only pick from the four. Republican Rick…
Me: There are five candidates on the ballot and I am voting Libertarian, James Werner.
Poller: So you are undecided?
Me: I am not undecided. I am voting for James Werner. Please write that down. Libertarian, James Werner.
Poller: OK, next question.
He asked me about off premises liquor in Richardson, TX and ended the call after I answered.
I swear that I am dying over here. Funny, funny stuff. I hope that guy talks to his supervisor about the lady who “thinks” there are five candidates. And then I hope he looks up the Libertarian Party.