Do you find yourself sometimes, occasionally, having some modicum of faith in the lesser evil of your choice? Ever think, “eh, those Democrats aren’t all that bad” or “the Republicans could be worse”?
Well, they’re now trying to eat the souls of children. This is more pathetic than anything, looking at the depths to which they will stoop to grab a future voter. “It’s for the children!” just took on a whole new depth of meaning.
First off, in the batshit insane theocracy corner, we have the entry
In the People’s Republic of Collectivist Looters corner, we have Jeremy Zilber’s “Why Mommy Is A Democrat”. Because, after all, only Democrats teach their children to share, want them to go to school, and want them to be safe. I do like the sheer ballsiness of it, though… the whole “fuck it we’re nannystatists and PROUD!” attitude seen here. You kinda get the impression that Zilber has pictures of Mary Poppins, Old Mother Hubbard and that chick from “The Sound of Music” saved in a hidden folder on his computer somewhere.
Man, I just can’t wait until the LP gets its shit in gear and gets in on the brainwashing kids game. I can imagine what it’d be like: Timmy doesn’t share his toys, because sharing is altruism and therefore evil. A bully initiated force on him, so he exercised his Second Amendment rights on the playground the next day. The cops came after him but he resisted the omnipotent cult of the state and wound up dead.
…yeah, on second thought we’ll leave the kiddie brainwashing to the majors.