From a reader:
A Democrat, a Republican, and a Libertarian are having a drink.
Word comes into the bar that a nearby house is on fire with people trapped inside, so they run out to help.
When they get there it’s an inferno with people still trapped inside and screaming. They see some children who escaped the flames are coughing and passed out from smoke inhalation.
The Democrat says “Oh my god we have to help the children.”
The Libertarian says “Fuck the children.”
The Republican says “Is there time?”