DHS Warns of Crazy Domestic Flyer Terrorists

The Department of Homeland Security warned U.S. businesses of the threats they face from animal rights group and “eco-terrorists.” Laughable are the sinister tactics of them terrorists:

“organizing protests”
“flyer distribution”
“inundating computers with e-mails”
“tying up phone lines to prevent legitimate calls”
“sending continuous faxes in order to drain the ink supply from company fax machines”
That’s right. If the ink runs out of your fax machine, that means the terrorists have won.
To be fair, these groups have engaged in vandalism and arson, which DHS also warns of. But, c’mon. E-mail inundation is something a $40 billion security agency needs to worry about?

Well, at least they aren’t telling us to put plastic sheeting and duct tape over doors and windows any more (just kiddding, yes they are). And anyone want to hit this magazine PSA with the photoshop treatment? I loves me some mad libs.