DHS Cyber-Exercise Targets Anti-war Groups, Labor Activists, Vegans… Omits Al Qaida

Apparently the biggest threat to the country is no longer suicide bombers and would-be hijackers… it’s the’s motherfucking snakes liberals on a laptop (who knew?). Wired Blog reports (via Boing Boing):

At the top of the pyramid is the Worldwide Anti-Globalization Alliance, which sets things off by calling for cyber sit-ins and denial-of-service attacks against U.S. interests. WAGA’s radical arm, the villainous Black Hood Society, ratchets up the tension on day one by probing SCADA computerized control systems and military networks, eventually (spoiler warning) claiming responsibility for a commuter rail outage and the heat going out in government buildings.

The Black Hoods are a faction of Freedom Not Bombs, whose name is suspiciously similar to the real Food Not Bombs,[1] which provides vegan meals to the homeless.

Another allied lefty-group called the Peoples Pact joins in, crashing portions of the power grid. Things get confusing when the “Tricky Trio,” three evil hax0rs who are 50 percent more devious than the Deceptive Duo,[2] hacks the FAA, issues false Amber Alerts, and manipulates the communications system of the U.S. Northern Command.

Then someone posts the No-Fly List to a public website (third act shocker: it’s all nuns and Massachusetts Democrats), and opportunistic cyber thieves raid a medical database looking for identity theft targets. Logic bombs explode, wireless communications devices are corrupted, DNS caches are poisoned.

Actually, I’d kind of welcome it if some hacker posted that no-fly list publicly, there’s no logical reason why only a few select government peeps get to know who the scary liberals liquid smugglers terrorists are.

Stephen VanDyke

I've published HoT along with about 300+ friends since 2002. We're all Americans who are snarky and love our country. I'm a libertarian that registered Republican because I like to win elections. That's pretty much it.

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