Having solved the problems of domestic terrorism and hurricanes, the Department of Homeland Security is now taking a well deserved vacation — with 14 year old girls, according to this account:
Deputy Press Secretary for U.S. Department of Homeland Security Arrested on Polk County Charges
Brian J. Doyle, DOB 4/7/50, the Deputy Press Secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security’s Office of Public Affairs in Washington, D.C., was arrested this evening at his residence in Silver Springs, Maryland, on 23 Polk County charges related to the use of a computer to seduce a child and transmitting harmful materials to a minor. Doyle’s arrest is the result of a joint investigation by the Polk County Sheriff s Office, working with Florida’s 10th Judicial Circuit State Attorney Jerry Hill s office, and the U.S. Department of Homeland Security Inspector General s Office.
Over the next two weeks Doyle, who turns 56 on Friday, engaged in several sexually explicit online chats from his computer at the DHS. He would tell her in detail all the things he hoped to do to and with her.
Doyle was so obsessed he gave her his DHS office and cell phone numbers, and his instant messaging address. When words failed him he would email her dirty video clips.
Occasionally he would ask her to masturbate while thinking about him. He desperately wanted the girl to buy a web cam so he could watch her defile herself. He promised he would do the same for her.
Eventually he even had phone sex with an undercover agent posing as the imaginary 14-year-old. The content of these conversations has been deemed too explicit for release.
I’m very grateful that DHS is out there to protect us — especially the children..
UPDATE BY MICHAEL HAMPTON: Doyle is refusing extradition to Florida. He is being held without bond in Montgomery County jail and has an extradition hearing set for May 4th.