CapWiz’s Special Section for Mentally Challenged

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It reads:

Assemblymen Reed Gusciora (D-Trenton) and Michael Patrick Carroll (R-Morris Township) have introduced A.B. 4501, the “New Jersey Compassionate Use Medical Marijuana Act,” on December 8, 2005. It is a bipartisan companion to S.B. 2200 which was introduced in January11, 2005 by Senator Nicholas Scutari (D-Middlesex, Somerset and Union). A.B. 4501 has been referred to the Assembly Health and Human Services Committee. S.B. 2200 was referred to Senate Health, Human Services and Senior Citizens Committee. A new session begins January 10, 2006 and both chambers may again introduce medical marijuana bills. The time to act is now. It is imperative to keep this harmful schedule I drug out of New Jersey. We need your help to stop these bills from moving forward in New Jersey. Do your part to keep harmful marijuana off of the streets and away from the children of New Jersey.

Please take a minute to tell your legislators to OPPOSE A.B. 4501 and S.B. 2200. Follow the easy automated system to send pre-written letters to your legislators.

In the old days, they’d at least bring up bogus lines from Reefer Madness or something. They must be out of ammo, as they didn’t suggest that medical marijuana comes from shaman or that smoking weed will make your white daughters have sex with black jazz musicians. How disappointing to no longer have opposition with imagination any more. Props.

Stephen Gordon

I like tasteful cigars, private property, American whiskey, fast cars, hot women, pre-bailout Jeeps, fine dining, worthwhile literature, low taxes, original music, personal privacy and self-defense rights -- but not necessarily in this order.

  1. smoking weed will make your white daughters have sex with black jazz musicians

    Christian churches do this just fine on their own. Nothing like restriction to make a “taboo” more enticing.

  2. I remember the actual words used by Hearst to put the fear of “God” in people…
    Negroes while under the influence of Marijuana will look twice at a white woman while they passby, and marijuana use will cause even the most obedient slave to look a white man IN THE EYES! There are soooo many of these untruths that were presented as a reason for prohibition, listing them all is quite a project.