
I’m pretty sure we’re behind the curve on posting a link to the ATF (or BATFE, if you prefer) Kids drawings depicting what they think mommy and daddy do at work, but I can give you a hint that most kids aren’t all that interested in the alcohol or tobacco (some take a liking to the bureaucracy part).
Wonkette has some of the better ones on display, but the deafening silence is coming from another quarter… where the hell are the Something Awful forum goons when you need them? Maybe I’m just not looking hard enough?
In their void, perhaps some of our own witty commenters can provide captions for some of these great masterpieces of youthful government-warped minds. The playground is open… just hyperlink to your cartoon of choice in the comments with your own made-up caption.
Cory Maye’s house?
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_563620%25.jpg
Organizational chart for our federal government
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554420%25.jpg
13th juror? No wonder that dude is like “WTF?!”
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_563820%25.jpg
Don’t ask, don’t tell
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_561320%25.jpg
Jesus supports the police state
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_557820%25.jpg
Screwing people from behind since our inception
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_563920%25.jpg
“My daddy makes the world a better place… by cutting off the penis of a black man in front of a school and then exposing their own small penises.”
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_563420%25.jpg
I already did, but here goes again:
Putting your freedom in chains.
Happy day, happy day… the ATF took Dennis Rodman away!
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_559220%25.jpg
This reminds me of Maddox’s page where he rips into children’s artwork… lol
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2
You might get past us.. but these giant letters are gonna Fuck you up!
“My dad has a super-powerful ATF pen he uses to magically void large portions of the US Constitution.”
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_556820%25.jpg
STEP OUT OF THE WEINERMOBILE, MOTHERFUCKER!
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_558520%25.jpg
“My dad is special because he can hover above his seat”
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_557420%25.jpg
“Team America…MotherFuckin’ yeah!
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_556920%25.jpg
“My daddy likes shooting and throwing bombs at drunk people in Texas!”
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_563020%25.jpg
“C’mon, Spot, help me find my damned gun. We’ve got school children to go terrorize!”
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_556020%25.jpg
“Hitler Youth Reborn?”
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_563120%25.jpg
This kid really likes her K’s. I’m surprised that “Camp” wasn’t spelled with one as well. Nice anime, though. Hehe.
Somebody on here with an artistic kid needs to submit their own drawing of some ATF thugs hanging from the gallows. Or better yet, have the nooses hanging down from Lady Liberty’s raised arm.
This would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.