Liberteaser made me chuckle with this abridged version of the World’s Smallest Political Quiz:
I’ve decided that the World’s Smallest Political Quiz isn’t small enough so I’ve composed a new one of my own. Much like the original, the questions are skewed so that a disproportionate number of the respondees will turn out to be libertarians.
Question 1: Are you a ______?
- Libertarian
- Idiotic Liberal
- Retarded Conservative
A handy commenter notes that he left out Jack-Booted Authoritarian Thug. Because when you can’t decide whether to exploit the minority at the whim of the majority, or vice versa. You know… like uh, just exploit everyone equally.
