The Blog Dedicated to Me

Oh how I’ve dreamed of this day, my very own idiot savant desperately trying to shine doubt on this blog… by of course starting his own blog. His words are almost self-referential: If nobody reads his controversial blogs anymore, maybe the poor little bastard will crawl into a corner and weep.

I suppos spelling my name wrong is supposed to be some kind of insult I’ve never heard before (VanDick? Perhaps you haven’t heard that VanDickless was far more popular in grade school). Clever you are, mysterious blog provocateur, perhaps you can make your mamma jokes next and wow us with your riffs.

I almost have a suspicion that this is an elaborate hoax. Perhaps our mysterious guest can tell us exactly what’s wrong with what I write about instead of spewing forth stupidity at every turn. Blog on, great misdirected fool, it amuses me to no end.

13 Comments
  1. You are all assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Do you stay up all night waiting to post your comment? You insomniacs! No wonder y’all are so fuckin’ messed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Ah, you have arrived! I have one of those too, but once the entertainment value of needling him and seeing my name in headlines wore off (actually the latter never gets old), he’s had to find other people to attack to frame what passes for his opinion. I see the same phenomenon on my (very high traffic) fantasy football message board. Little punk a** b****es who think the only way they can gain any respect is to take down a big dog. Never works, but always amusing. Enjoy!

  3. Man, I obviously don’t piss off enough people in my blog. Then again, my blog is a personal journal read by about four people, all of whom I see on a daily basis.

    But really, that’s pretty cool.

  4. Wow, you are famous. Someones blog that gets no trafic decides to attack a person who gets hundreds of visitors a day. I would like to know why he don’t like you or Libertarians, I asked him and I will see if he responds. I think you are famous when you get hate groups to form against you.

  5. Stay up all night and wait to post!? Has this guy ever heard of Time zones? Dood… check it out… the world rotates on it’s own axis (not the axis of evil)…. next week we’ll talk about the new concept of orbiting around the sun and how that changes weather patterns for everyone else in the world. hehehe

  6. Ha!
    Ha!
    Ha!
    Ha!
    Very amusing, OpenTorment.org!
    Do you have any other interesting
    observations you’d like to share
    all those idiots that read this blog?

  7. Seth Wind,

    I am thinking you are probably about 13 years old, most people stop calling people wrong names to insult them around that time. I have posted the following question at your blog and you have not answered it:
    “I won’t comment on more than one post on your blog because I have my own, but what is your problems with Libertarians?”
    Making jokes about Mr. Vandyke’s mom is almost as bad as what your claiming he is doing. I think this is a hoax and you are not being serious
    about this. If you are being serious then you are probably angry that Mr. Vandyke has hundreds of visitors and has a great designed blog. I would like to have his trafic or a blog designed like his but I will not attack him to try and achive this and by calling people idiots they are less likely to agree with you.

  8. Jerk-Off Jake,

    You obviously have no life if you spend Friday nights with your computer. Why don’t you go to the strip club tonight (if you are even old enough) and do the “pee-wee herman”?

  9. Seth Wind,

    Since when is 10:30 A.M. night. I will not personaly attack you because I am a Christian and do not believe in that. I also disagree with what Stephen said, but why are you attacking all libertarians because of this? I don’t like to anger people but you have called all libertarians names and name calling will not make us more likely to agree with you. I would like you to answer my question without calling me names, I have not called you names, if you do not I will not respond to anymore of your hatefull comments. Thanks.

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