It’s on like Donkey Kong.
UPDATE: Apparently Donkey Kong doesn’t know shit about CSS… or even computers for that matter, because all he did was grunt and ask for another banana when I put the laptop in front of him. Luckily I was able to round up some illegal aliens trying to get into this country from Mexico and I found one who knows some web design and PHP (at first he tried to install some framing and drywall on the site, and I told him frame design was so 1998). I told that little bastard he’d better have it done before Cinco de Mayo (the day when all the Mexicans celebrate their independency by filling their kitchen sinks with mayonnaise and playing loud horn music all day) or else I’d report him to the Immigro Chupacabro Servicio. Let’s hope there’s no drywall littering the 404 pages when he’s done.