May 1 Reboot

It’s on like Donkey Kong.

UPDATE: Apparently Donkey Kong doesn’t know shit about CSS… or even computers for that matter, because all he did was grunt and ask for another banana when I put the laptop in front of him. Luckily I was able to round up some illegal aliens trying to get into this country from Mexico and I found one who knows some web design and PHP (at first he tried to install some framing and drywall on the site, and I told him frame design was so 1998). I told that little bastard he’d better have it done before Cinco de Mayo (the day when all the Mexicans celebrate their independency by filling their kitchen sinks with mayonnaise and playing loud horn music all day) or else I’d report him to the Immigro Chupacabro Servicio. Let’s hope there’s no drywall littering the 404 pages when he’s done.

Stephen VanDyke

I've published HoT along with about 300+ friends since 2002. We're all Americans who are snarky and love our country. I'm a libertarian that registered Republican because I like to win elections. That's pretty much it.

11 Comments

  5. Nice! After my friend was involved in the first one ever, I tried the reboots in years 2 and 3 and failed. Haven’t tried since. I get too over-ambitious. ;)

  9. So, is HoT officially smashing reason in favor of partying or is it officially a smashing reason to party?
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