Homeland Boyz in Da ‘Hood

Osama bin Doggy DoggVia Cryptogon comes word that Homeland Security is doing a wonderful job of protecting us from gangstas (Mara Salvatrucha, or MS-13; Sure Inos; the 18th Street Gang; Latin Kings; the Mexican Mafia; Border Brothers; Brown Pride and numerous others) who planned to crash their pimped out rides into prized national landmarks such as Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles:

Federal authorities arrested 582 alleged gang members over a two-week period, officials said Monday, targeting an estimated 80 violent groups they say have spawned street crimes across the country.

Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff called the gangs “a threat to our homeland security and … a very urgent law enforcement priority.”

Which all goes to prove that while Al Qaida may try to act all hard and shit by crashing their ghetto asses into some towers, they ain’t got nothin’ on the real homies unless they be hookin’ themselves up with some tats and gang signs and dope sound systems in their whips.

Word up, my Homelandies.

Stephen VanDyke

I've published HoT along with about 300+ friends since 2002. We're all Americans who are snarky and love our country. I'm a libertarian that registered Republican because I like to win elections. That's pretty much it.

  1. I am glad they have got these terrorist off the streets. I mean we can’t have these terrorists selling drugs and prostitutes. The threat of terrorist walking across our border with a nuclear weapon is no real threat compared with these criminals.

  2. Actually, MS-13 has been linked to Al Qaeda and has smuggled suspected terrorists into the country, so I wholeheartedly applaud the FBI for their efforts here. They’re also assassinating law enforcement officers and elected officials on both sides of the border. They’re only more tolerable than Al Qaeda in their simultaneous targets so far.