God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again

www.onion.com New Orleans PicEven though it’s a week old, I couldn’t let this gem slip by from The Onion.

Here are some of the subheadlines:

  • Louisiana National Guard Offers Help By Phone From Iraq
  • Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help
  • Refugees Moved From Sewage-Contaminated Superdome To Hellhole Of Houston
  • White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters

It’s good to know we’ll always have The Onion to tell us like it is.

  1. I am hearing some news that the government plans to bulldoze homes in New Orleans. This disturbs me. Don’t the homeowner’s have a say in whether or not their homes need to be bulldozed?

    Anyone heard anything about this?

  2. The EPA, has made a statement that the area will be toxic for at least a decade. Then again… other federal employees (executive) refute this.

    With the amount of various refineries and other toxic plants in the area (cancer alley), I would tend to believe the EPA in this matter. The feds are handling it wrong still, however I doubt we have seen the full extent to the poisoning of the land.

    Seen the pictures of the black “water” that is being pumped into the lake, which then runs into the ocean. I wouldn’t buy or eat any seafood from that region for quite some time.

    So anyone for a cruis in the Carribean? ;-)