Another Reason to be Listening to Xmas in Frisko

Bob Rivers was just playing on Xmas in Frisko, singing this lovely ditty — Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator (to the tune of Rudolph, der):

You know Hitler and Caesar and Agnew and Nixon
Stalin and Lenin and David the Clansman
But do you recall
The most famous politician of all

Teddy the red-nosed senator
Had a very shiny car
If you ever saw it
You were probably near a bar

All of the other senators
Wondered how he got his dames
They thought he drank too many
To play in any bedroom games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Teddy with your nose so red
Won’t you help me guide my sled

That’s how the police found them
Wrapped around a maple tree
Teddy the red-nosed senator
He’s a drunken S.O.B.
He’s a drunken S.O.B.

And people dare to say we only make fun of the Republicans. Here’s some more Christmas songs plus political lyrics mashups thanks to a forum thread at Liberty News Forums.

3 Comments
  1. Ohhhhh…

    Who let a young lady drown under the sea?
    TED KEN-NE-DY!
    Absorbent of liquor and liberal is he!
    TED KEN-NE-DY!
    If socialist nonsense be somethin’ ye wish
    TED KEN-NE-DY!
    Then brush up on Lenin and drink like a fish
    TED KEN-NE-DY!

    Sorry, I was watching “Spongebob” the other day…