Top Ten Rejected Badnarik Slogans

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Badnarik GoofyAs many of you may have noticed, we now sport a Badnarik for President ad over in the side menu. While the graphic is (somewhat) endorsed by the campaign, I thought I’d let everyone know that I made the graphic and am giving Badnarik some free advertising (read: I’m not getting paid for the BlogAd).

I also wanted to share some of the behind the scenes brainstorming that took place here at Hammer of Truth in creating this advertisement. After all, our priority isn’t usually endorsing a candidate or politician, it’s making fun of them (and Badnarik is no exception). So we present, our top ten list of rejected Badnarik slogans that didn’t make the cut:

  1. “I’ve never heard of your blog either”
  2. “A militia of one”
  3. “Clinton, Bush I and Reagan were douchebags, too”
  4. “Badnarik: rhymes with f*$king long car trip”
  5. “If you’re having marriage problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but gay sex ain’t one”
  6. “Coming to a Starbucks Meetup near you”
  7. “Restoring integrity to third-party kooks”
  8. “Ya’ll done made me lose my rights, up in hee-ah, up in hee-ah”
  9. “Is that a Skull and Bones in your party or are you just happy to see me”
  10. “We’re #3! We’re #3!”

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Stephen VanDyke

I've published HoT along with about 300+ friends since 2002. We're all Americans who are snarky and love our country. I'm a libertarian that registered Republican because I like to win elections. That's pretty much it.

  1. funny, even for Badnarik supporters… we can laugh at ourselves… because the other guys are too scary to laugh at.

  2. i still can’t figure out how to get the badnarik blog ad put up at my blog…..what’s that you say about pixie dust?…………dk