Too Lazy to Change the MotherFOXing Channel?

FOXBlockerThe FOXBlocker (via The Decadent West) is a beauty of capitalism intended to be bought by brainwashed lefties (read: socialists who hate commercialism) who hate right-wingers (read: fascist capitalists who flaunt commercialism). Ah, irony is not a lost art:

FOXBlocker is an innovative new product that filters out the FOX News network. Simply screw the filter into the back of your TV and never be exposed to right wing propaganda again (at least through FOX News). Using a proprietary technology, the FOXBlocker works to filter out FOX News from your cable lineup.

If someone truly needs a device to ensure that they aren’t tempted to watch FOXNews and yell at the TV, then by all means, they should buy this device. If I see this item taking off, I swear by god I’m going to exploit the reverse of it and market a CNNBlocker so those brainwashed folks on the right can be duly exploited as well.

1 Comment
  1. I don’t know what’s more sad… that this product was actually produced, or that I actually know people that will probably buy it.

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