Santorum: Flip-Dippity-Ding-Dong Wacko Insane

SantorumYou think that’s a crazy headline? Get a load of this lovely quote from Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa. in the AP story Gay Marriage Ban Divides Senate GOP, on the subject of the much debated marriage amendment aimed at gay unions:

“Marriage is hate. Marriage is a stain. Marriage is an evil thing. That’s what we hear. People who stand for traditional marriage are haters, they’re bashers, they’re mean-spirited, they’re intolerant. … Well, we’re not,”

I’m wondering who he thinks would be saying these (totally incomprehensible) things? Certainly not those gay people who want to get married. I mean, it certainly couldn’t be the Republican bastions of the marital institution. Certainly not Jack Ryan. Or Rush Limbaugh. Or Arnold Schwarzenegger. Or Newt Gingrich. Or Bob Barr. Or Rudolph Giuliani.

Perhaps Santorum should cut back on the glue-sniffing, we can’t understand a damn thing you’re saying.

Gay Marriage Ban Divides Senate GOP [AP/Yahoo!]
Illinois’ Jack Ryan Abandons Senate Bid [ABC News]
Limbaugh announces end of 10-year marriage [AP]
Arnold’s Mistress: His Shocking 7-year Affair [National Enquirer]
In the eye of the Newt storm: Thar she blows! [Salon]
Publisher Larry Flynt levels accusations at Rep. Bob Barr [CNN]
The New Adultery Rules [Slate]

Stephen VanDyke

I've published HoT along with about 300+ friends since 2002. We're all Americans who are snarky and love our country. I'm a libertarian that registered Republican because I like to win elections. That's pretty much it.

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