“For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle’s eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” Luke 18:25
Just one camel? How about a whole caravan of the damn things? Ooh, Jesus just got totally fucking 0wn3d.
Someone better tell St. Peter to roll out the red carpet and set out some caviar, and let Dick Cheney know it’s safe to unplug his pacemaker.