Quote of the Day: Rumsfeld Ordering Himself Around

RumsfeldFunny quote from the Washington Post on the brouhaha that arose from Rumsfeld using a machine to sign the letters to the families of soldiers killed in action — After Outcry, Rumsfeld Says He Will Sign Condolence Letters:

“While I have not individually signed each one, in the interest of ensuring expeditious contact with grieving family members, I have directed that in the future I sign each letter.”

Rumsfeld promised to follow his own directions, for some reason speaking only in the third person, saying “when Rumsfeld orders himself to do something, you bet Rumsfeld will follow those orders.” He then put on a latex S&M body-suit and began whipping himself and yelled “who’s your daddy? I am!”.

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