Wonkette’s Political Sex Story Yumminess: Now with 100% more Capitalism

Wonkette is reporting on the female bureaucrat-cum-B-girl Washingtonienne, who has been fired over keeping a blog of her “activities”. Just when you thought wonton sex went out the door with the Clintons, enter stage right: the new class willing to pay for sex:

Most of my living expenses are thankfully subsidized by a few generous older gentlemen. I’m sure I am not the only one who makes money on the side this way: how can anybody live on $25K/year??

If you investigated every Staff Ass on the Hill, I am sure you would find out some freaky shit. No way can anybody live on such a low salary. I am convinced that the Congressional offices are full of dealers and hos.

Of course! But at least our Washingtonienne was smart enough to charge for her services, or at least get something more than “a good ass-fucking” [ed- that’s a Wonkette term, we condone it though]:

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

I just took a long lunch with X and made a quick $400. When I returned to the office, I heard that my boss was asking about my whereabouts. Loser.

posted by The Washingtonienne at 2:10 PM

Well, there’s one definition of “trickle down economics” that I hadn’t thought of.

UPDATE: Swamp City names the Senator–Republican Mike Dewine from Ohio–and says it was Laurel Pressler who “as my source put it, ‘reamed her in front of the whole staff.'” Wonkette is fuming, because someone has lower morals than her (pshaaa!), and also disagrees on Pressler, saying “We heard CoS [Pressler], but now learn that Pressler was in Ohio yesterday.”

Stephen VanDyke

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