A little website called Words Mean Things has nicely paraphrased the Iraq war and created:
Right: That hornet’s nest is interfering with my enjoyment of our tree. Let’s poke it and get all those hornets out.
Left: What, are you crazy?
Right: No, it’s a great plan. I have this giant stick and I’m not using it at all. Here goes!
[swarm of hornets emerge, stinging both Right and Left]
Right: Damn you, Left! You didn’t help me poke! This is all your fault.
[Words Mean Things]