Iraq War: Nominated for 0 Tony Awards

A little website called Words Mean Things has nicely paraphrased the Iraq war and created “The Iraq War: A Play in One Act”:

Right: That hornet’s nest is interfering with my enjoyment of our tree. Let’s poke it and get all those hornets out.

Left: What, are you crazy?

Right: No, it’s a great plan. I have this giant stick and I’m not using it at all. Here goes!

[frenzied poking]

[swarm of hornets emerge, stinging both Right and Left]

Right: Damn you, Left! You didn’t help me poke! This is all your fault.

Finis.

The Iraq War: A Play in One Act [Words Mean Things]

Stephen VanDyke

I've published HoT along with about 300+ friends since 2002. We're all Americans who are snarky and love our country. I'm a libertarian that registered Republican because I like to win elections. That's pretty much it.

No Comments Yet

Comments are closed