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You see, with this easy-to-understand strategy, even with mountains of bad news and documents, one fuck-up on their part is your chance to pounce and cast dispersions on every other story they run, simply because they are liberal. And the best part is, because you are a blogger, and bloggers are now cool because they took down Dan Rather, the liberal media has to take whatever opinion or theory you have and respond to it. So even if you are wrong, they have to spend time responding to you instead of doing more liberal journalism. SCORE!