Giant Douche loses to Turd Sandwich; 56M Flip Out

Hey America if you’re going to keep voting for the lesser of two evils, can you at least make sure it’s the lesser one?

Not sure what Turd Sandwich or Giant Douche is? It’s the South Park episode dedicated to the 2004 presidential election, here’s a synopsis.

If this is the future of politics, then I’m certainly looking forward to the batshit crazy match-up between Hillary Clinton and Pat Robertson in 2008. Why should either party feel compelled to move towards the middle ground (ie- following the Constitution, being sane, not complete tools, etc.) when in fact they are free to field candidates that have a coin-flip chance of winning? You would think we were in competition with some other country for how stupid we are at nominating our president.

Don't blame me, I didn't vote for TURD SANDWICH `04

Of course, I didn’t vote for Giant Douche either.

Seriously, the lesser evil this year was: Giant Douche

Oh and if George W. Bush thinks the opposition to his illegal war in Iraq will go silently into the night, he’s in for a rude awakening. Consider the fact that there hasn’t been a massive protest against the war since the election season overtook the spotlight. Now that we’re officially boned for the next four years, you can expect the anti-war left to rear it’s head back up with renewed vigor as fresh rhetoric on Iran begins to flow out of the White House.

Remember, over 56 million people didn’t vote for Bush and a large percentage of them pretty much hate him. If the voting irregularities that are started to be investigated closely have any legs, this could turn very ugly if there is reason to believe massive fraud took place.

Stay tuned…

Stephen VanDyke

I've published HoT along with about 300+ friends since 2002. We're all Americans who are snarky and love our country. I'm a libertarian that registered Republican because I like to win elections. That's pretty much it.

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