So USA Today hired Ann Coulter to write on the DNC, and for some reason they must have thought that it would be objective or some craziness. Well, she ended up writing an essay that tears into Democrats. Hello USA Today editor, this is frickin’ Ann Coulter you just hired, did you even think about this? Well, the editors get ahold of the piece and needless to say, they decided to drop it like a wet turd. Here’s an excerpt from her piece :
As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it’s because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the UN Security Council’s approval. Plus, it’s no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call “women” at the Democratic National Convention.
Apparently, the nuts at the Democratic National Convention are going to be put in cages outside the convention hall. Sadly, they won’t be fighting to the death as is done in W.W.F. caged matches. They’re calling this the “protestor’s area,” although I suppose a better name would be the “truth-free zone”.
We think Ann Coulter is simply misunderstood. It’s clear that her schtick as a writer is that she’s an unspoken satirist. It’s so over-the-top and full of vitriolic hyperbole that it’s deserving of a dedicated weekly column in the Onion, or at the very least, Landover Baptist. So the next time you read Coulter’s written tirades against liberalism and Democrats, lighten up, she’s just pulling the wool over everyone’s eyes.
USA Today Drops Ann Coulter [CBS News]