Hot damn, the angry left is back. I missed you guys, I really did. This manifesto posted at fuckthesouth.com is the succinct rebuttal to all the bullshit the right-wing pundits have been spouting for the past week in their conjecturing over the meaning of the election (disclaimer: I live in Georgia, but voted Libertarian):
All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you’re the ones who built on a fucking swamp. “Let the Spanish keep it, it?Ã„Ã´s a shithole,” we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.
The next dickwad who says, “It?Ã„Ã´s your money, not the government’s money” is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least… can you guess? Go on, guess. That?Ã„Ã´s right, motherfucker, they’re red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It?Ã„Ã´s too easy, asshole, they?Ã„Ã´re blue states. It?Ã„Ã´s not your money, assholes, it?Ã„Ã´s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.
If angry liberals start buying guns, this could get real interesting real fast. I feel a civil war erupting, and damn if I’m not ready to egg it on.
Side note: The voter fraud story is growing legs. Don’t be surprised if Kerry, who’s been who knows where for the past week, comes out and reverses his concession in the next few days. The clock is ticking on any recount request in Ohio.