21st Century Pamphleteer

Hot damn, the angry left is back. I missed you guys, I really did. This manifesto posted at fuckthesouth.com is the succinct rebuttal to all the bullshit the right-wing pundits have been spouting for the past week in their conjecturing over the meaning of the election (disclaimer: I live in Georgia, but voted Libertarian):

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you’re the ones who built on a fucking swamp. “Let the Spanish keep it, it?Äôs a shithole,” we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, “It?Äôs your money, not the government’s money” is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least… can you guess? Go on, guess. That?Äôs right, motherfucker, they’re red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It?Äôs too easy, asshole, they?Äôre blue states. It?Äôs not your money, assholes, it?Äôs fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

If angry liberals start buying guns, this could get real interesting real fast. I feel a civil war erupting, and damn if I’m not ready to egg it on.

Side note: The voter fraud story is growing legs real damn fast. Don’t be surprised if Kerry, who’s been who knows where for the past week, comes out and reverses his concession in the next few days. The clock is ticking on any recount request in Ohio.

Stephen VanDyke

I've published HoT along with about 300+ friends since 2002. We're all Americans who are snarky and love our country. I'm a libertarian that registered Republican because I like to win elections. That's pretty much it.

1 Comment
  1. That’s good stuff–right on the money. True, we live in one of the reddest states around, but I’m willing to take the heat from the blue states if it’ll make some of the dumbasses around here wake up and smell their own shit.