3:47PM – I went to a biker rally this on Sunday, the money went to a veteran’s fund which is supposed to help the families of military men and women who go off to these war to uhh, protect our freedoms or whatever the hell the excuse is this week. I decided to wear my Get Your War On t-shirt just to confuse people. Those who knew what it meant would come over and actually talk to me about the war. And the ignorant masses who aren’t in tune with Internet pop culture would just laugh. Either way, I won. And besides, I got my picture taken with the local police (who also rode motorcycles, and were very friendly).

The bummer was that the gathering at the war memorial sucked badly. People got there, listened for a few minutes and just cruised off on their bikes. I took a few photos and talked to the mayor about the event. I decided to throw a pop quiz question at him and he actually knew the answer: Who is the only president in the past thirty years to actually increase veteran’s benefits? The answer is Bill Clinton. Sadly, most people dodge the answer harder than the question and immediately launch into an assault on Clinton. But between you and I, I think he was a damned good President, if he hadn’t fucking lied that is. I really don’t give a shit about the blowjob, just the lie.

Anyways, I’m on the road to Atlanta on Wednesday, I’ll be taking photos along the way just for the hell of it. I’ll see you next week. I’ll have an article then… for now, a teaser.

Stephen VanDyke

I've published HoT along with about 300+ friends since 2002. We're all Americans who are snarky and love our country. I'm a libertarian that registered Republican because I like to win elections. That's pretty much it.

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