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A damn fine rant to young libertarian whippersnappers

On her facebook page, the estimable Angela Keaton of AntiWar.com and femmed-up Ladies of Liberty Alliance (LOLA) tells those just-arriving libertarian kids to get off the damn lawn:

No, no more events through the end of December ’13. No nothing. See, some things you might want to know about me:

1.) I don’t like people. Some people say I am just shy but no really, I don’t like people.

2.) Repressing my misanthropy might have helped me raise money but it ruined my comedy.

3.) Everything is video now. I’m radio. Tired of having to femme up my look for acceptable biz standards. Grooming, thinking about how I look on camera, takes too much goddamn time away from what I would rather be doing…

4) I am a grumpy menopausal objectivist dyke. I don’t want to hear another fucking explanation by some 20 something doped up paleo meat eating Gary Johnson t-shirt wearing IHS intern about why markets work. I know how fucking markets work, kid. They had books before Ron Paul changed your life.

5.) When I left jobs and businesses that actually made money to work for the Libertarian Party of CA in ’06, I didn’t realize I was signing up for 40 plus years of PR shilling for Tyler Cowan, Hans Herman Hoppe, “Pinochet,” “newsletters,” Randy Barnett, Gary North, every friggin’ member the Paul family, that guy who dyed himself blue with the silver, global warming denial, that asshole Mercola who wants you to think that soy beans will make yr tits grow, the Volokh Conspiracy, Charles Fucking Murray, and Paul Ryan. It will be 6 yrs next month. Enough already.

(It could just be a little Ruby Ridge rage.) #governmentatrocitytour

Do as she says, we’re pretty confident she’s armed with more sharp wit along with the 12-guage, and obviously more experience than any ten YAL whippersnappers combined.

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