FINE PRINT: We have yet to source the name of who this amazingly informed, Beiber lookalike kid is (it would make for a humorous schtick, quote us on that). Beiber look-alike can’t be unseen once it has been stated, so without any further delay…
In a rare political message from his Malibu estate, Justin Beiber took to the internet to prove he has more common sense about polling standards and reliability in his pinky than CNN’s Candy Crowley and Anderson Cooper, FOX News’ Bret Baier and Bill O’Reilly all put together. He’s so dreamy. He so thoroughly trounces them with facts that we expect he could end up being invited on a few of their shows so they can try to devour him in person like a pack of vicious wolves.
The video is about eight and half minutes long, but past the 5:20 mark you can just ignore the über-loud Ron Paul music video that was stapled on.
We at Hammer of Truth figure if Herman Cain can steal the Pokémon vote, we’ll gladly embrace the Beiber vote. If you need somebody to love in 2012, love Ron Paul.


