****WARNING**** Two vodka/lemonade crudeness ahead.
I recently watched Spike Lee’s documentary on Katrina. There was a homeowner from St. Bernard Parish talking about her FEMA trailer’s lack of electricity. The interviewer asked when she thought she might navigate her way through bullshit excuses and receive service and she said that it would happen when she found out who to blow. I remember laughing my ass off at that comment. I remember being thankful for the laugh as I had cried at many other points in the film.
Sadly, Libertarian Party candidates are in the same bullshit situation in which the featured homeowner found herself. We are desperately trying to get the respect we are due. We are a legitimate third party running qualified candidates but we get no respect from mainstream news sources. Glen Bonnet emailed a news station and got this reply:
Since receiving a number of e-mails regarding the inclusion of the party
in our in-studios, we reviewed all of the libertarians running. Michael
Badnarik is the one libertarian who qualifies for inclusion and he has
been scheduled to appear.Your Libertarian party and candidates are passionate about your cause. I
appreciate that. But passion alone will not win elections. Candidates
must show an ability to compete both on the ground campaigning and
financially. I believe we have fair criteria allowing any third party
candidate to participate. .. the bar is not set too high, the party
simply must get people to vote.If you would like to review our criteria for inclusion, it is on our website at:
http://www.news8aus tin.com/content/ election_ 2006/?ArID= 171448&SecID= 539Thank you for your note of concern,
Kevin Benz
News Director
News 8 Austin
For those of you coming on expecting something sexual from the title, here is your fuck:
We will include all candidates who:
1) Show a seriousness of purpose AND
2) Demonstrate significant public support.
To demonstrate Significant Public Support a candidate must meet at least one of the following criteria:
• The candidate has received at least 3 campaign contributions of $50 or more per 1000 residents of the constituency. This excludes contributions received from the candidate or his/her immediate family.
• The candidate has in the past been elected to the post he/she is seeking or won at least 30 percent of the vote for the same political office within the last 6 years.
• The candidate is the official nominee of a political party that received at least 10 percent of the vote in the last Texas gubernatorial election or presidential election in Texas, or received at least 15 percent of the vote in a prior election for the office he/she is seeking.
• The candidate, during the previous eight years won his/her party primary election or received votes greater than 10 percent of the total registered voters in the constituency.
• The candidate has received 10 percent or more of the vote in a poll conducted by an experienced, independent pollster with less than a 5 percent margin of error.
The circular nastiness of this should be evident to all. MSM exclude us based on polls that do not mention us. The double edge sword makes me identify with the homeowner in St. Bernard Parish even though I know she set the bar too low with a blowjob. If she took the ass fucking we are getting, she would have enough electricity to light up the Superdome.



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