If you have never visited UrbanDictionary.com I suggest you do so, but only when not at work or when younger, prying eyes might glance at the screen because it can get brutal.
The site is tagged as a “slang dictionary with your definitions.” Anyone can contribute new words (i.e. hindspite: Looking back on a situation or event, regretting that you didn’t do what you should have done.) and add their own definitions for existing ones. Most words also have examples demonstrating how you should use the word in a sentence. Users can then vote “thumbs-up” or “thumbs-down” on each submission sending the most popluar ones to the top of the list.
Currently there are 20 definitions for Libertarian, I thought I would share a few:
1. Definition: A former Republican who grew larger balls and decided to say fuck the establishment.
2. Useage:Liberatarians could save the united states from socialism if only its citizens were not so stupid
7. Definition: One who wants the gov’t to get the hell out of their lives
15. Definition: Anarchism for rich folks.
18. Definition: A political party that people claim to belong to when they are ashamed to admit they are Republicans.
19. Definition: The prototypical Libertarian is a teenager who does drugs and then researches why it’s ok to use drugs on the internet.
20. Definition: Derogatory term used for someone who perennially loses. Is also a political party. Same attributes apply.
I think we faired better than the number one Republican definition which says:
An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world’s population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can’t afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn’t even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists…oh wait, it’s terrorists now, isn’t it?
And you have to scroll down to the sixth definition of Democrat before finding anything interesting:
A sorry fuck who thinks taht governemnt is the way to solve every problem. To accomplish this mission, they want to charge a 75-80% tax on people who actually go out and work, so they can give it to homeless people and crack addicts. God forbid that any one who works for their money gets to keep it. Also, while they enjoy killing babies, murderers must be saved from the evil Death Penalty.
Well, at least I thought it was funny… And who would ever have guessed that Badnarik would end up being slang for “a person (always male) who approaches people at parties to discuss Ayn Rand and talk about how he will be very rich in the near future.”
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