February 31, 2008 — As a result of the continued rioting in Los Angeles, New York City and the District of Columbia over forced RFID implants in the hands or foreheads of American citizens, the federal government announced last month they are stepping down their enforcement efforts of the new Random Access Identification Program (RAIP). Despite the Supreme Court decision in Alex Jones v. Alberto Gonzales, the political cost of enforcing RAIP during an election year seems to be outweigh the national security benefit of knowing the location and spending habits of all Americans.
In spite of the recent government downplay regarding mandatory RFID implants, a private source has revealed to the Hammer of Truth that the real number of implantations has increased dramatically within the gay community and female population. Because of this report from a confidential informant, HoT sent ace reporter Stephen VanDyke underground to expose this breaking news story.
Via his radio directional equipment safe secret decoder ring, VanDyke has managed to sneak his report to our secret overseas server location so we can bring the news to directly to you.
At great risk of personal jeopardy, I managed to sneak into the secret annual Bilderberg, CFR, ZOG, Trilateral Commission and Illuminati conference held in room 666 of the United Nations Building. While I didn’t have an invitation, I announced that I was a member of the Bush/Kerry family and HoT’s CI had shown me the secret handshake.
At the conference, Henry Kissinger’s secret twin brother revealed the heinous plot. The UN plan (code named Operation Sperm) involves using Black Oil to infect sexually active males with nanotechnology, which in turn quickly spreads to gay and female populations. Dr. Josef Mengele (who is actually still alive due to his work on the Methuselah Projekt) explained to the audience that the Black Oil doesn’t work well with gay and female targets unless they are dressed in color coordinated clothing.
With my secret Minox camera embedded in a pack of Camels, I was able to sneak a photograph of one slide of the RFID nanotechnology. The original was taken by David Percy, whom the Rockefeller clan consigliere claims is due the proper credit for the faked Apollo moon landing.
Unfortunately, VanDyke’s transmission broke off at this point, and HoT has no clue to his fate. HoT sent an official FOIA request about VanDyke’s whereabouts and condition to CIA Director Michael Hayden on the hopes that Hayden’s take on transparent government is as clear as his view on the Fourth Amendment.
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