Ninjas: The Ultimate Ballot Access Law

I told you that ninjas were a sneaky bunch, didn’t I?

They’re also crafty, and inscrutable. I can’t scrute them worth a damn, or else I would’ve seen this coming.

For even after we defended the way of the ninja against the BATF, they’re still willing to flip out and kill Libertarians. Observe:

A shame, really. *shakes head*

At least the pirates haven’t abandoned us… yarrrr mateys?

posted Sep 26th, 2006 by Stuart Richards
  • vforvandyke

    I think the Libertarian is the one blowing up the ninja-supported politician, haha.

  • http://freelancify.com Nigel Watt

    Huh? Is the Libertarian the guy making the ridiculous speech?

  • Seth

    Speaking of Pirates, HoT didn’t link to The Free State Project during Talk like a Pirate Day…. (sob)

    See http://freestateproject.org/talklikeapirate
    for a few screenshots and just why we did it.

    If there was a Talk like a Ninja day, who knows?

  • PeterBB

    I don’t get it.

  • http://mythofhonor.blogspot.com/ JamesH

    I was expecting it to do something cool, instead it just blew up.

  • http://21cr.blogspot.com DaveT

    Yeah, that ninja sucked. What kind of ninja uses explosives?

  • http://rabidquill.com BJT

    This is where you’re wrong, DaveT. That box with an antenna was actually just a rudimentary remote control device for a homing beacon inside the second bouquet of roses. It called in his ninja buddy hiding behind the politician.

    In response to the signal, the second ninja jumped up and delivered a roundhouse kick to the politician’s face so fast that his head exploded.

    If you slow it down you can catch a glimpse of him. Remember that ninjas move at a speed best captured at roughly 85,000 frames per second.