Below, a sample of Brown’s application (helpful proofreading marks provided by us at no additional cost):
And, hilariously, they did it again on the next page. Simple error? More likely: FEMA’s subconscious demonstration of resentment at losing its independence to a de[a]partment that, while a completely useless and nightmarish bureaucratic cesspool of money, you’d hope has a few secretaries on staff who can proofread these things.
To be fair to Michael Brown, it might have simply been a case of parapraxia. At some unconscious level, perhaps he really wanted to direct the DEA.
Typo Advisory Level: Evelated