It seems every election cycle, we have a bunch of speculation about what exactly Libertarians need to do to get elected, but we keep falling short of that goal (notwithstanding my own views on the matter of why third parties get screwed). So, based on a search formula meme being thrown around (search phrase in Google, display lots of contrary results, laugh at stupidity of Internet), I present “libertarians need to …”
- Libertarians need to embrace regulation of commerce.
- Libertarians need to reach out to the left.
- Libertarians need to recognize America can have a vital interest in the freedom of other countries and people.
- Libertarians need to push the fact that people have rights.
- Libertarians need to be unafraid to announce themselves as libertarians.
- Libertarians need to acknowledge the natural place of moralism in American life.
- Libertarians need to pop some viagra, and take a chance on romance with the Dems.
- Libertarians need to advocate some type of taxes in order to be relevant.
- Libertarians need to listen to their hearts and answer to the concerns that liberals have expressed.
- Libertarians need to find a young man who has public speaking skills equivalent to those of the major parties.
- Libertarians need to be as sly as the lost who lead us.
- Libertarians need to take a gamble and kick the Republicans in the teeth.
- Libertarians need to stop attacking institutions like the World Bank that cross national boundaries.
- Libertarians need to be asked some hard questions.
- Libertarians need to reframe the “compassion debate.”
- Libertarians need to be better educated in politics.
- Libertarians need to get serious.
- Libertarians need to promote the myth of a higher law.
- Libertarians need to consider values, not just actions.
- Libertarians need to “change their brand.”
- Libertarians need to recognize that we are – and almost certainly always will be – political outcasts.
- Libertarians need to take advantage of the broken state of the Democratic Party.
- Libertarians need to get their heads out of their asses and become more Republican.
- Libertarians need to win the intellectual debate.
- Libertarians need to dial back the fringe element.
- Libertarians need to throw as much sand as possible in the gears of the state.
Add your own one-liner in the comments.


